I’ve thought about how some people complain that English is more complicated than other languages. But I think it’s that complexity and the ability to drill down to the precise definition of a concept that has let America achieve farther than other countries.
Angel: …and we come back to achievements again.
TheJoe: That’s right! We did! I love my wife.
I don’t get the term ‘over-achiever’. You either achieve your goals, or you don’t.
(When asked what the policy is for bringing girls to the house.)
You can bring them, however they must be willing to service whoever is still awake.
You know a movement stops being cool when the rednecks start doing it.
My first management job was a sex shop in Hawaiian Gardens…when I was 19.
One of many non-verbal Joeisms.
I drew a mind…(pause)…blank.
(while discussing the early ingredients of sodas)
Joe: …cocaine and root beer.
Angel: Woo hoo! Those were the days…
What’s the big idea, Joe?
I take photographs of naked people, so I’m pretty good as guessing people’s weight.
(said after correctly guessing someone’s weight)
